Rosie, the snack fiend, reached her little arm into the locked cabinet where the snacks are stored and removed two little packages of Swedish Fish. Grandmom saw her and said, "Two packages of Swedish Fish? And who are they for?" Rosie answered, "One for me, and one for Mommy" (which was actually true). Grandmom asked her, "Where's mine?"
Her response, always matter-of-fact: "Well. I didn't sign you up for one."