Rosie had polka dots on her shirt and polka dots on her pants, and she was blabbering about polka dots, so I said, "Rosie, YOU are a polka dot!" She thought this was hysterical. Her brother was wearing stripes, so she told him, "Zacky, you're a stripe!" Her Hello Kitty stuffed animal wears a striped shirt, so Rosie then said, "Hello Kitty is a stripe!"
Rosie's father overheard this conversation, and he said, "Hey, Rosie, what am I?"
Her answer: "Oh, Daddy, you're just an old man."