Double entendre, much?

Rosie has two little figures, one of Jessie the Cowgirl, and the other of Mr. Incredible.  She's walking around hitting them together, and she said, "Jessie and Mr. Incredible are banging!"

Dear Rosie

Dear Rosie,
Why have you forsaken nap time?  This is the third day in a row that you have played in your room instead of taking a nap.  I don't like you when you don't get a nap!  You are extra grouchy, and you grunt at me a lot.  Please take a nap.

Love,
Momma

True story

We sat down for lunch today, we said grace, then Rosie said, "So, Mom... would you like to take me back to Disney World?"

My face talks

Rosie asked if she could watch a movie.  I shook my head no, and she said, "Mommy, don't say that with your face!"